Total Medals Earned: 1,138 (From 255 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,705 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
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Score 70,000 on Easy mode
Score 180,000 on Medium mode
Score 320,000 on Hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 11/21 (65/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 17/21 (340/500 points)
When the cat is away, the mice will play.
You got the kid's knife.
You guide blind people.
You found a rotten finger.
You know your cables and wires.
You help children change their stories.
You discovered a way to the sewers.
You got a car key.
You got an other key.
You fed a rat.
You seem to have a heart for children.
Limbs and fingers are your thing.
You found the Roofer's treasure.
You stole 30K from a Whale Guy.
Clubber's dead, the kid's free and you got something to eat.
You're a cold hearted killer.
I guess you're visually impaired.
You're a goon now – or more precisely you were one.
You're a killer with a heart.
To kill or be killed – that is the question.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/330 points)
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